Melodramatic sad music
“seafwuffies am goo fwuffies. desewbe sketties, huggies an wub - wike aww wibin’ fings. nu desewbe poopies, sticky bwack wawas, ow foweba sweepies fwom twashies. bu meanie hoomans maek ba’ poopies in seafwuffy wawas an seafwuffies get wowstest sickies. pwease, sabe fwuffy.” This babble continued on for another minute or so over scenes of seafluffies suffering from oil spills.
“So what do ya think?”
The heavyset old Texan puffed his cigar. “Well boys, yall outdid yerselves this time.” He put the cigar out in the anus of a pillowed chirpie. “No way anyone votes for that resolution now.” The shitrat squealed delightfoally as he lit another cigar.
Resolution c1 - The “water shouldn’t burn” declaration that didn’t actually do anything except make his fat ass look bad and make liberals feel good about themselves was still enough to earn his ire.