Pwincess Cawowine makes my ‘Son-of-a-Bitch List’, Part 3: Nu Smew Pwetty, by: donutblow

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Pwincess Cawowine makes my ‘Son-of-a-Bitch List’, Part 4: Wacky Alligator by: donutblow

“Pwincess am su su sowwy Big-Daddeh, pwease nu make Pwincess go back to sowwy box!” Princess says after my dad lets her out of the sorry box in the laundry room. “You call me or anyone else in my house ‘dummy’ again you’re going out the fucking window, get me?” “Nu wike bad wowdsies!” princess says before tossing her hair dismissively and waddling away looking for my mom or sister. My dad goes outside and lights a cigarette instead of stamping Princess into a bloody puddle by some act of God. …