Python food (by Rescue_9)

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No worries, little fluffy, the snake friend won’t bite. :innocent:
It will however swallow you whole. :smiling_imp:

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Incorrect. Pythons, like all snakes, have recurved teeth
which point backwards into the throat cavity. They use these teeth to latch onto prey and ensure that they cannot escape without further, grievous and fatal injury.

Constrictors in general aim for the head of prey animals so that during the swallowing process, the limbs fold flush for easy passage.

And finally, while the coils of a constrictor snake can apply bone crushing force, they do not use this power as their killing mechanism. All of that insane squeezing ability is designed to stop the prey animal’s heart with pressure, and collapse the lungs in equal measure.

#LearningWithH83R

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Im sure the snake will let you go if you give them huggies. :slight_smile:

Start with the mouth and then the throat, then the stomach~ from the inside.

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Shit, fluffy! Shit like you have never shit before!

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Thanks for the correction, I’ll just say that this snake is a particularly stupid one

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Better luck in the next life little fluffy.

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… and the poor snake is going, “SHUT UP, SHUT UP! If you keep talking I will be considered a failure to other snakes for eating you while still alive!”

:snake:

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It happens.

A python tried eating an alligator in Florida and it ended up bursting the snake’s guts.

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snakey fweind

Feel glad, little fluffy, that the python did not choke the life out of you before eating you, as it usually does with prey. You get to enjoy the digestive track alive most of the time, your soft, chitinous hooves being useless as you struggle.

For you, hours of suffering. For us, hours of laughter!

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