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Owner: Hello little one, time to eat! Thankfully you already begun to eat solid food.
Bluey: F-fank yu daddeh!! Can bwuey hab miwkies aftah?
Owner: Sure, you have remained calm despite being a pillow…
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Mummah: Dummeh nu-weggie babbeh nu hab miwkies!! Am fow nyu bestest babbehs!!
Bluey: Huuhuuhuu!! Chirp! Babbeh onwy wan miwkies!! Wai mummah nu wub babbeh!!??
Owner: Goddamnit! I can’t look away for a second!!
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A few days later…
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Owner: As the time goes on it seems like the happiness to have new babies made her forget her hate for her last foal…
Mummah: Daddeh! Daddeh! Mummah wan nyu toysies fow pwetty babbehs!! An’ bestest sketties fow make bestest miwkies!!
Bluey: Fank yu fow miwkies!!
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Owner: This little one has grown very well, doesn’t throw tantrums or cry… He has a very special character. Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad to keep him.
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Owner: On the other hand you have this fucking bitch that only knows how to ask and demand… Luckily her time is over.
Mummah: Mummah wub babbehs! Babbehs wub mummah! Am bestest soon-mummah!
Owner: I’m ready to get my hands on her!
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Owner: Dear, remember that I gave you 8 days with no punishment? Cuz today is a special day!
Mummah: Speshul dawy?? Gib gifties fow mummah an babbehs!!! Mummah wub speshul day!! Bestest tummeh babbehs desewb bestest gifties!!! Tee-hee!!
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Owner: It’s time to begin!!!
Mummah: SCREEEE!!! WAI GIB MUMMAH HUWTIES?? Huuhuu
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Owner: Your truce is over! Now we’ll get these rats you’re carrying out!
Mummah: Tummeh babbehs?!! NUUUU!!! Nu daddeh! Nu gib huwties! Mummah wiww be gud fwuffy! HUHUUHUU!! Babbehs nee’ be in mummah’s tummeh!!!
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Owner: Damn you! Just shut up and let’s begin!
Mummah: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! NU MOW! WOWSTEST HUWTIES!!!
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