Quien quiere jugar? Patre 7 (Post 1/26) (Bad_Roomie)










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TRANSLATION
Panel 1
Mom: Mummah gib wickies fow make feew bettah huuuu
Owner: Agh, that won’t heal him. Give me him before he dies.
Blue: SKREEE! WOWSTEST HUWTIES!!

Panel 2
Owner: Calm down, you’ll get better
Blue: SPECIAW PWACE HAB MANY HUWTIES!
MUNSTAH DADDEH!

Panel 3
Owner: See? All done, for now you’ll need to use these bandages.
Blue: Fwuffy feew bettah… Nu mow owies?
Owner: All good, you’ll be ok for now
Blue: Daddeh?
Owner: Tell me, little one
Blue: Fwuffy nee’ make poopies
Owner: … goddamnit…

Panel 4
Owner: Alright, now back to the cage
Green: Bwudah??
Purple: Dummeh daddeh gib bestest babbeh sketties NAO!

Panel 5
Purple: Dummeh bwue bwuddah nu win miwkies fow bestest babbeh!!
Nao ugwy fwuffies nu hab heawin’ pwace ow wumps! Am dummeh! DUMMEH! DUMMEH!

Panel 6
Owner: Hey you! Why the fuck are you so mean to your brothers?
Purple: Wet bestest babbeh go!
Mummah say puwpwe am bestest dan dummeh bwudahs, desewb bestest miwkies an’ bestest nummies fiwst!

Panel 7
Owner: Best baby??? Hahahaha what a silly idea… And why exactly are you better?
Purple: Fwuffy am pwettiest babbeh of aww! Mummah say puwpwe am wike mummah’s speciaw fwend!
Nao dummeh daddeh wet bestest babbeh hab bestest miwkies fwom mummah!! WET BESTEST BABBEH GO NAO!!

Panel 8
Purple: Gud! Nao dummeh daddeh bwing mummah fow hab bestes miwkies!!! DUMMEH DADDEH AM STOOPI DADDEH! BWING MIWKIES NAO! NAO!!
Owner: No, no, no, no, you said you are the prettiest baby? Then let’s play something simple…

Panel 9
_Owner: See, I’ll post your pictures on the internet. The one with the least hearts will lose… something… we’ll see.
The others can drink milk with their mommy. I even posted your prettiest picture to give you an advantage. Agreed?
Purple: Bestest babbeh am mow pwetty dan dummeh bwuddahs!

Panel 10
Yay!!! Fwuffy hab su many heawties!!
Bestest babbeh hab heawin’ pwace an’ speciaw wumps!
Is most pwetty!!
Nao bestest babbeh hab miwkies fwom bestest mummah!!

:notes:
Fwuffy am bestest babbeh!
Puwpwe am bestest fwuffy!
Bestest babbeh wub mummah!
:notes:

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