Why do I remember this one? Was it on here before?
I do remember Bad_roomie’s artstyle from my research about fluffies, years ago before joining FC, 2020-ish… must have been on 'em booru-sites or sumtin…
Spanish ain’t in my vocabulary, that aside;
Recently i was thinking about unicorn fluffies impaling-risk…and here you are
Rough google translate:
Panel 1:
The man: Matter settled, now I’m going to sleep. You better be quiet, the idiot who wakes me up - I will rip off his last little leg.
Blue: Wostest huwties! Bebeh no know what do wong, but sowwy!
Green: Why daddeh huwt widdle bebeh? Weggies huwt so much…
Panel 2:
Mumma: Mumma won outings! No more pewdon box ink. *
Now mummah gonna get new special fwiend and new bebbehs!!
New babies are cute and with little books! ** Mumma wants smawtie bebbehs too!
Panel 3:
Mumma: Nuuu!!! Fence no wet mummah out! Pwease! Wet owt! Mumma needs new bebbehs! ***
Panel 4:
Mumma: Buhuhuhu Wet owt! Wet owt!
Puke green: Nummies! Wooking fow nummies! Su hungwy!
Yellow: Fwuffy walkin in the beautiful weather. Jujuju :3
Panel 5:
Yellow: Fwuffy wuvs walk! Better walk for everyone! *4
Mumma: Fwuffy is vewy pwetty! New friend come wif mummah! Mumma needs new babies. Pwetty fwuffy wan speciaw huggies wif mumma? Wan giv good enffies to mumma? coo Come quickly!
Panel 6:
Yellow: gasp Seriously!? Mumma fwuffy wants to enf wingie fwuffy? Coming, new special fwiend! Fwuffy gonna give bestest enfies fow bestest bebbehs.
Puke green: Special huggies?
Grey: Bitches!? *5
Panel 7:
Yellow: Hewwo new special fwiend! Fwuffy gib gud enfies! Hewp me over! Wan special huggies wight now!!
Mumma: Wub new special fwiend! So pwetty!
Panel 8:
Grey: Nu! Stoopi fwuffy no de-sewb effies! Gwizzly have effies wif pwetty swut! *6
Puke green: Move stupi fwuffy! She am best smawty! Onwy me can hab enffies wif giwl fwuffy!
Yellow: Fwiends!?
Panel 9:
Grey: Go fowebbew sweepies! Gwizzly es bestest fwuffy!
Puke green: hahaha fowebbew sweepies!! Smadty wiww hab pwetty fwuffy, enffies, and bebbehs!
Yellow: Blegh! *7
Panel 10:
Yellow: Wostest huwties! Fwuffy needs huggies! No wan fowebbew sweepies!
Grey: En garde! Gwizzly stwongest!
Puke green: Dummeh fwuffy! No touch pwetty mawe!
*Only panel two and I’m already seeing why it’s so difficult to translate these. I have no idea what “Nu mas tuntha cajita de pewdon!” means. I think it must roughly translate to “No more sorry box” or “No more poopy box”
**Little books? No clue. The fluff-speak is throwing off the translator, so I’m having to guess the original spelling.
*** Guessing from context. “Tuntha dejitha” won’t translate.
*4 Based on context, I think yellow is bragging about how well it can walk? Like it thinks it has a regal swagger and is better than everyone else.
*5 Straight translation is “Female who enffies?” Pardon me taking some artistic license.
*6 I can’t get a translation for “yewa,” so I’m guessing it’s slang.
*7 Translates to “Et tu, Brute?”
Yewa is Mawe (mare)
Oh dear, it appears strips 2 and 3 of this part are missing.
All the parts of this strip appears to be here.
Part 3 of Chapter 9 is here (it’s mislabelled as Part 8 3/13 on Bad_Roomie’s gallery).
For reference, the word for ‘mare’ is ‘yegua’ so that’s a Spanish special specific fluffspeak conversion of ‘gu’ > ‘w’ for ‘yegua’ to ‘yewa’.