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Ah, pomf=3! The universal sound of questionable 
-Panel 1-
Mummah: NU! DUMMEH HOWIBWE BABBEHS NU HAB MIWKIES OW WUB!
Hab wowstest stompies!! Mummah haechu!
-Panel 2-
Mummah: Bestest mummah gib wowstest stompies!! Gib wowstest fowebah sweepies to ugwy babbehs!
Greenie: SCREEE! HEWP! NU WAN FOWEBAH SWEEPIES!! CHIRP!
Bluey: HUUHUU!! Wowstest heawt huwties! Mummah nu wub babbeh!
-Panel 3-
Owner: What the fu- Stop right now!!
Mummah: SCREEE!! NU! NU BAD UPSIES!!! BABBEHS HEWP MUMMAH!!!
Bluey: M-Mummah?
Greenie: Babbeh am wowstest babbeh! Huhuu!
-Panel 4-
Owner: Can I know what the hell you were thinkin?? First you say you want to feed your babies and then you want to stomp on them? What’s wrong with you?
Mummah: Huuhuu Bad upsies gib wowstest huwties ebbah!
-Panel 5-
Mummah: Mummah nu wan dummeh ugwy babbehs! Nu hab weggies ow heawin’ pwaces, am stoopi babbehs! Mummah wub tummeh babbehs! Am bestest babbehs! Mummah am soon-mummah! Habe nyu pwetty babbehs!!
-Panel 6-
Owner: And with what fucking permision did you decide to have new babies!!!
-Panel 7-
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Mummah: Huuhuu Wai daddeh huwt mummah? Babbehs wiww be gud babbehs!
-Panel 8-
Mummah: Mummah know! Hab bestest idea! Mummah pway! Mummah hab daddeh’s gamesie fow hab bestest babbehs! Can gib fowebah sweepies fow stoopi nu-weggie babbehs! Buh nu huwt tummeh babbehs!!
Owner: This idiot is completly useless, I ned some time to get rid of her…
Mummah: Daddeh? Pway wif mummah?
-Panel 9-
Owner: Look dear, you can’t bet your babies because it’s obvious you don’t care about them and you can only bet precious things. So we’ll play with these new babies, choose a card, the number you pick is the amount of days I’ll leave them in your womb.
Mummah: Nuuuu! Nu wike! Babbehs ne’ be in mummah’s tummeh!
-Panel 10-
Mummah: Daddeh! Pwease! Am bettew if gib ugwy babbehs fowebah sweepies! Mummah gib see an’ heawin’ pwaces fwom ugwy babbehs!!
Owner: Don’t bother me! Just chose at once!
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Ah, I see a person of culture.
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