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Owner: Look dear, you can’t bet your babies because it’s obvious you don’t care about them and you can only bet precious things. So we’ll play with these new babies, choose a card, the number you pick is the amount of days I’ll leave them in your womb.
Mummah: Nuuuu! Nu wike! Babbehs ne’ be in mummah’s tummeh!
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Mummah: Daddeh! Pwease! Am bettew if gib ugwy babbehs fowebah sweepies! Mummah gib see an’ heawin’ pwaces fwom ugwy babbehs!!
Owner: Don’t bother me! Just chose at once!
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Owner: An eight! I read on the internet that your species has a 10 days gestation period… so they’ll be a little immature.
Mummah: Am cawdie gud? Hab gud numbew fow babbehs?
Owner: More or less, could’ve been worse…
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Owner: And now you’ll feed your rats! I don’t want excuses or tricks, if you hurt them I swear I’ll crush you right now!
Mummah: EEEP! WOWSTEST UPSIES! WOWSTEST HUWTIES!!
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Owner: Time to eat little ones! This dumbass will serve as a milk dispenser everytime you want it.
Greenie: GASP! Miwkies fow babbeh fowebbah?! Babbeh wub hab miwkies fiwst!! Te-hee!!
Bluey: Chirp! Chirp! Bestest miwkies! Fank yu daddeh!! Babbeh wub yu!!
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Mummah: DADDEH!! Nu faiw! Bestest skettie miwkies nu am fow ugwy babbehs!!! Am fow nyu pwetty babbehs!
Greenie: SKETTIE MIWKIES??! Bestest miwkies ebbah!
Bluey: Babbeh wub mummah miwkies!
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Bluey: Babbeh am su fuww!! Fank yu daddeh!! Am bestest daddeh ebbah!
Greenie: Babbeh feew bettah! Wub skettie miwkies! Chiwp!
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Owner: It makes me happy to hear fluffies being so grateful, now daddy has to leave, I earned a lot of money in my last match!
Mummah: Daddeh? Nu weabe mummah wif ugwy babbehs!
Owner: But you aren’t allowed to hurt them! I’ll be back later, if they are hungry you must feed them or I’ll punish you. See ya soon!
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Mummah (thinking): Mummah hachu nu-weggie babbehs! Am stoopi babbehs! An daddeh am stoopi daddeh!
Greenie: Huwties am back! Nu feew pwetty!
Bluey: Bwuddah nu feew gud! Nee’ hab mowe miwkies!! Miwkies make feew bettah!
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Mummah (thinking): Mummah haechu dummeh babbeh! Bestest mummah gib ONE stompie!! Daddeh nu find out if onwy gib smaww stompie!
Bluey: Bwuey wub yu! Wub make feew bettah?
Greenie: Chirp! Nu feew bettah! Babbeh nee’ huggies!
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