Quien quiere jugar? Patre 9 (7/13) (Bad_Roomie)










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The bestest end for the bestest smarty. :sparkling_heart:

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-Panel 1-
Owner: Here’s your gift!
:hammer:

-Panel 2-
Owner: Oh, I think now none of your legs work! We’ll need to remove all of them!
:hocho:

-Panel 3-
Purple: SCREEE!! MUMMAH!!!

-Panel 4-
Purple: SCREEEE! MUMMAH! MUMMAH! SABE SMAWTY BABBEH! SCREEEE!!!

-Panel 5-
Owner: Holy shit! If you want your mommy so much you can die with her!

Purple: Mummah! Mummah! SCREEEE!! SMAWTY NEE’ MUMMAH! SCREEEEE!!! MUNSTAH DADDEH!!

-Panel 6-
Owner: Here’s your little shit! Do what you want!

-Panel 7-
Purple: HUUUHUUUU MUMMAH! Daddeh gib huwties tu bestest smawty babbeh!!! Nao nu hab weggies!! Pwease nee’ huggies fow nu hab mow huwties!
Mummah! Babbeh nee’ miwkies an’ wub! Bestest babbeh hab wowstest huwties ebah! Huuhuuu
Gib bestest miwkies fow smawty babbeh? Babbeh wub yu! Nee’ mummah!

-Panel 8-
Mummah: NU! DUMMEH NU-WEGGIE BABBEH NU AM BESTEST BABBEH! NU AM SMAWTY! TAKE FOWEBAH SWEEPIES UGWY HOWIBWE BABBEH!!
MUMMAH NU WUB YU!!!

-Panel 9-
Mummah: SCREEEEE!

-Panel 10-
Owner: Rest little ones, I need to “work”, don’t make too much noise.

Bluey: Daddeh? Babbeh wan miwkies!

Greenie: Babbeh nu feew pwetty huuuu Nee’ miwkies an’ huggies

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Ugh. I wish fluffies existed sometimes. The perfect outlet for stress

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