Okay item 450 skettie machine 2.5 is a much better and upgraded verison of hasbios skettie machine except this version is a no kill … - flips through the note - apparently hasbio had order 200 of these all of which has gotten a green light but what it does is takes a ferals foal and well still gives the mother sketties and determined the amount for each foal as seen in the alley way security feed of zone CL - a video plays of a fat pink mare carrying 3 weak foals and one major fat one - as she puts her 3 foals in they are automatically taken and feed in the built in nursery which then dispense the amount of sketties for her and her fat lil shit and shes also a major souce of the foals … - the feed continues as she and her fat lil foal ate and was about to waddle away - and she is a skettie addicted and would constantly steal other foals but this time around she couldn’t… - the video showed this was a simulation of alley and the mare had a cork shoved in her ass - she was one our good mares til she fell on to the skettie wagon … she would often break into the lab to steal the foals to fuel her addiction as well as her bestest … sadly she was caught and was only given her foals and locked in this simulation of the alleyway we tracked her to knocked her and bestest out … also that machine was giving out ultra fatting sketties which is another item that was cancled for safety concerns ( god that one room we could never get clean due to flying sh@#% fluffys everywhere) - the video shows the mare bloating up as well as her last foal before one took off like a rocket and the other just exploads - … if anyone wonders what going on in the machine its like a nursery inside where deposited foals are kept in individual safe rooms that can house 3 to 4 foals at time while our guys out in field will go and retrieve them … oh and as for the mare and fat foal … the mare was reduce to … well you seen in screen she exploaded and her bestest … well she died while hitting the roof like a rocket … so yeah … that ultra fatting sketties was the one item we canceled due to the risk of pregnant mares miscarriage rates was extremely high and well this ends another R&D item that was given a green light and hopefully we got to work on more
Some one needs to make a comic of this
And they can ^-^
I look forward to seeing it.
Well depends on who wants to draw it … amd kind forgot to give my lab a name ^^;
How about Shadowfax Labs
Yeah does have a mice ring to it
Also Lord of the rings refrece
Yeah i notice ^-^
This could be a great tool for harvesting Alicorn foals from ferals if you could program the machine to recognize what type of Fluffy is inserted into the machine and have it dispense larger servings for Alicorns and other desirable physical traits. You could communicate this to the ferals by placing a display next to the machine that depicts various types of foals next to images of spaghetti with more desirable traits having more pictograms. Additionally, the machine could have a digital display that depicts how much sketties a foal is worth and a pair of buttons (one red, the other green) for the mare to press to either retrieve her foal(s) or receive the food.
Depending on Fluffy taste buds in ones headcanon, you wouldn’t even need decent spaghetti, just some bland noodles and a half-assed marinara sauce like you find in the cheap canned stuff.
Surprisingly it was programed for that