Racer Roid (Readisketti)

[readisketti]

I’m not really apart of the event, especially since I’m going to be out of country on holiday for a month, but I like the concept and thought of something funny to submit.

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WACKY RACES CONTESTANT

ROYD

A Fluffy that had his back legs removed due to an unfortunate accident involving his owner thinking it’d be funny to cut them off.

Now strapped onto a piece of particle board with wheels, this once buttscootin’ loser is now a beast of speed!

Injected with a steady supply of Steroids he can now cart his ass at speeds unimaginable for such a simple contraption.

“How will he run willingly?” You may ask?

[Virgil]

@readisketti

I’m not really apart of the event

Oh you’re totally part of the event, you silly goose!

(the “race” shouldn’t require any more input from the creator than this)

[DummehBabbeh]

waves tiny Roid pennant

[Virgil]

That’s not a flag, it’s a blister pack of pills…

[DummehBabbeh]

Dang, you’re right. Close enough. waves pills

[TheGrateOldOne]

It seems like we have a cancermancer at large.

[bad_poopies]

o7 Hail our great opioid flag!