He’s gonna mutate into fluf-zilla?
(Three weeks later)
“wat du yew wan, smoothskin?”
Oh no he breaks the law physics! Nevermind its fluffycommunity
Could be carbonated and he’s drinking the overflow?
Ironically it wouldn’t be the most carcinogenic soda on the market…
fluff-zilla, the atomic breath is replaced with atomic shits
His roars are just eardrum bursting “SCREEEEEEESSS”.
And that’s how Megasus was born.
It’s not this guy. Fuck, no, he’s already dead. But he’s gonna get laid before Death of Fluffies gets him, and in three horribly disfigured and sickly generations, we’ll see Megasus, King of the Biotoys. This guy, though? Will barely see the end of his next orgasm.
Maybe fluffy won’t die but instead become the fluffy version of the toxic avenger? 
Well, it’s not like its genes can get much worse.
Someone ought to blow up that little bastard before it becomes a worse problem.
YOU ARE SUFFERING THE EFFECTS OF RAD SICKNESS
Little crap glowing from a mile away, hopefully other fluffies don’t mistake them for a mini fluffy god if they hadn’t died already 
All the Rad-X and RadAway in the whole Wasteland won’t be able to fix this…