These are all awesome! Especially the fleshlight one. I can imagine how confusing and awkward the conversation arising from it would be.
I don’t understand what she’s saying in #3. And is she perpetually blushing?
“Yeah! You stack that block, pretty mare!”
And no, lmao, she’s just a horn dog
can we talk about how much of a kickass name Razzmatazz is? god I would literally die for the opportunity to hear it in a fighting game
We had a cat that was fixed maybe a little too young so she’d escape the house, be gone a few days, and come back “smelling like sex” as my mother put it.
Her name was Bonnie but she got the nickname “Blanch”. The other cat was sweet but dumb, named Baby but nicknamed Rose.
We never had any cats worthy of Sophia or Dorothy, though.