We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter. I wonder who’s it from.
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“A letter!”
Why isn’t this thing speaking fluffspeak? It’s a skinwalker, kill it.
New meme format just dropped
Oh, shit, they can read. We do NOT want a Secret of NIMH situation with these assholes.
It’s quite smart for a fluffy.
t knows how to read.
Fwuff godda lettew.
Da namey on the envewope saysies “Steven”.
Dats daddehs namey.
It’s siwwy! It no be twue!
Dats what I keep sayin’.
Daddehs been gonned for a miwwion fowevas.
Or the sender rubbed their aromatic regions on the paper, so that fluffies could scent their spite.
That, & pepper spray. Very much in that order.
Wai fwuffy weawn to wead? Just bwings heawt huwties.
Now all I can think of is Cat from Red Dwarf reading his book.