[Redacted] report 1 by (that1hugboxer)

This is a continuation of there is no Geiswell acres.

The excavation of the object at [Redacted] has revealed something far more troubling than we could possibly have anticipated . The object itself extends beyond the property lines with seemingly no discernible end .

Many on the excavation team refuse to comment on what was found in the tunnels leading off property. From what information is publicly available [Redacted] was in operation from 1890 to 1979 yet no records reveal what was actually produced
There . The property itself changed hands in 1923 , 1968 , 1984 , 2008 and [Redacted]. Formerly Being property of [Redacted],Hassenfeld Brothers, Hasbro industries, Hasbro Bradly , Hasbro and is currently property of Hasbio.

The following is classified information. The tunnels leading off property branch out into several underground towns and research facilities. Discovered within were numerous unreleased products. Such as dehydrated foals no larger than a jellybean , that when given milk rapidly rehydrate to normal size. Living fluffy stickers, a living fluffy dolls with interchangeable body parts , a line of classic universal studios monster themed fluffies and many others. Most disturbing of all however were bio toys based on other Hasbro toy lines such as stretch Armstrong ,Gi Joe , transformers and Jem .
As of yet the purpose of the uranium glass and the symbols etched upon them are unknown. The Gi Joe bio toys are on average the size of an adult human. With some specimens being well over 7 feet tall , each was equipped with fully functional weapons and the knowledge of how to use and maintain them. The largest specimen encountered was given the code name Injun joe , a gargantuan 8ft6 ,750 lbs male resembling in physical appearance to a member of an indigenous American tribe . Injun Joe carried a custom m16 chambered in 50-90 sharps . The rifle itself was massive , unwieldy for anyone other than Injun Joe himself. Despite multiple attempts to neutralize him, Injun Joe escaped deeper into the unexplored reaches of the tunnels . The military is currently dealing with the remaining Gi Joe bio toys in the currently mapped tunnels but will regroup to find Injun Joe.

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For reference this is what a 50-90 sharps round looks like with two pennies for scale

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Interesting read, a unique presentation. Good stuff :+1:

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Thanks

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Keep this up!

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Sounds like Hasbio was building its own army. I wouldn’t be surprised if fluffies were just the first stage of a planned coup.

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Here’s a question no one is asking. What is Mattel up to these days? Hmm…someone should check on that considering they have the masters of the universe ip.

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