[Redacted] report 3 by(that1hugboxer)

This story is a continuation of To gaze upon them by (that1hugboxer)

This is a report from Bo Toft , overseer of Hasbio Texas branch.

Screw the formalities! Project Looking glass has been a disaster of quite literally biblical proportions!
I don’t know what those insufferable scientists you sent here from Rhode island thought they would accomplish , but they’ve essentially gotten their hand stuck in the vase!

Do you have any idea how long it took us to build that underground city ?!!!

Close to half a century!!!

Mr Henderson and Ms Colman were warned multiple times to not activate the looking glass outside the city!

We explicitly stated in no uncertain terms what would happen and they decided to circumvent every security protocol we had in place to prevent it!

I don’t give a rats hairy ass if you believe in God or not , the protocols were in place for a reason!!!

You want to blame someone?!

Blame Mr Henderson for using the looking glass to tunnel into his sacred meadow!!! Blame Ms Colman for slaughtering both bio toys and humans alike at the foot of his tower by the hundreds to prove he didn’t exist!!!

They erected asherah poles, Burned incense to Baal, they even imported an authentic statue of Dagon from the Middle East and plopped it right on his front lawn!!!

Mr Henderson himself entered the tower and flung newborn infants and foals at the interior walls
I wish I could have seen the look on their faces when they heard the creaking of the stairs as he descended the tower!

With a tap of his cane a legion of invisible hound poured from the tower like the sands of a broken hourglass!

200 scientists attended this demonstration! Only 10 made it back to the city!

Of those 10 only 2 are currently accounted for! Among the missing 8 are both Mr Henderson and Ms Colman.

This is officially not my fucking problem anymore!!!

Your elite scientists have drawn the scornful gaze of Ezrā’ël !!!

Update:

Congratulations We have all officially outlived our usefulness!!!

Remember those escaped human bio toys ?! Apparently they returned around the same time and quickly overwhelmed our city’s security forces ,who may I remind you were Attempting to stop the advancement of invisible hounds that followed YOUR scientists back!!!

The returning human bio toys successfully sprung their remaining bio toys in the city and regrouped to take the other satellite locations throughout the tunnel systems!

The us government has decided to wash its hands of the matter and contracted our own creations as mercenaries to wipe our entire branch out in exchange for false ID, Birth certificates and social security numbers!!!

Go ahead! Send your hitmen after me! My death won’t stop the human bio toys From coming after all 49 other American branches of Hasbio under direct orders from Uncle Sam!!!

Oh!!! And to answer your question Ritchard ,Ezrā’ël is one of the alternant spellings of Azrael you pedantic sleezeball !!!

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I love a good Biblical disaster. :sparkling_heart:

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To anyone who doesn’t know, Azrael is known as the angel of death.

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Does this mean the hounds are cherubim?

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I’m glad you are enjoying the story. When I first entered the fluffy community I had a lot of questions. The grim reaper is brought up in a couple of fluffy comics as a throw away. But if you think in terms of this being his job ,to log every death and escort the dead to the afterlife, the sheer magnitude of fluffy deaths each day would make his workload easily double if not triple.

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Heavens, what a twist

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Azrael is the psychopomp of death, guiding souls to Sheol (or Heaven, or Limbo, or however it gets interpreted). The less pleasant counterpart is Sammael.

Don’t confuse Azrael with Azazel, who is a fallen angel (or possibly demon) who introduced cosmetics and weapons to humanity, and to whom a goat is sacrificed on Yom Kippur.

I know way too much about this stuff.

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I didn’t?

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So the hounds would be closer seraph rather than cherub in appearance but closer to cherub rather than seraph in function

A seraph is described as either an angel with 6 wings that cover its entire body or an angel that has a body made of wings. The seraph serve the role of worshipping At the throne of creation or carrying out the divine will of God depending on the interpretation.

Cherub on the other hand are the angels that were sent to sodom and Gomorrah . Cherub are described as having 4 heads/faces . A human ,a bull ,a bird and a lion.
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Religion can be weird, but yes I got what you were describing I just thought you did a sort of mixing of the two.

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Azazel just has such a weird combination of things that he gave humanity its like if the Avon lady gave you an AK when you sign up

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I know. I was just making a general statement. A lot of people get them confused.

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Yup. I freaking love Azazel. Such a weird character.

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