A young fluffy exterminator in the making.
How should they break their new toy?
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All I can hear is the fluffy muttering
“H…Hawder…”
I think I may be broken lol
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Get together some people to play tetherball
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Why not a spot of Katzenschlagen? Or Flaumigschlagen, so to say.
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She looks well fed. Maybe someone’s escaped pet?
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YES! Abuse the fucking bitch and kill her. She’s hideous with those colors.
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ball up her tail, shove it up her own ass then feed her laxative laced sketties, when she’s too bloated to eat anymore. Then take a broken broom stick and shove it up her greasy craw and breach her intestines letting it fill her womb.
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Sloe, methodical, “extermination”
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I was thinking more… Blunt/execution based abuse.
Going straight for her holes leans more into the controversial category territory.
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Nope. She’s a feral that’s been hiding under people’s deck’s on the Rez.
She had the unfortunate timing of hiding at a fluffy exterminator’s house.
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Drum solo with rubber mallets
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Swing her by the chain and smash her right against that wall.
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Stick spikes in it and use it as a flail against other fluffies
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Now these two can go hand in hand very well…
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alright then, strap her down, shave her belly then get out a belt and go to town with the buckle side out, cuts and welts up the skin. finish with a bucket of lemon juice and salt.
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With such a robust looking specimen, she would probably last quite a while with cruder breaking methods, if you want to go full edgelord on her.
Break a rear leg with bare hands, let her free to limp away, catch up and break another rear leg with a blunt instrument, then maybe set a dog loose on her and watch her get savaged to death.
I guess I’ve been on this website and its predecessors so long that edgelord stuff like that is a bit boring.
I find the thought of mentally breaking her to be more dramatically interesting, and the art ArisenLeaf might create could be fun.
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Mandible claw.
Sell em to me, those colors’d go great with Lil Asskicker!
Good ol fireworks.
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Amputation followed by impalement with a blunt stake from anus to mouth and then while it’s still alive and miserable put it out on the perimeter as a warning to other feral fluffies of what they can expect if they try to invade.
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