Squeaky, after seeing the same rude fat mare posted twice for community use with people commenting abuse ideas, knowing nobody actually used the mare for anything first time around:
… Hmm, you know what would be the funniest way to piss off everyone?
Enjoy your sketties and babbeh, Tori. 
(Somehow she looks kinda like a mob boss fluffy… I like the idea that she always looks mad no matter what.)
I still kinda wanna punch her.
But the idea that she is perpetually pissed off looking amuses me greatly.
I knew a chick like that, she was really sweet but always sounded perpetually pissed off.
Time for punting practice.
Tsundere!
-----> 
Finally, good ending for bitch mare.
I love it.
i like the irony of her not being able to open the can to get her baby .
But spaghetti is not in can!
Well rude but thankful for what she get.