In one of big library like room, countless shelves holding immense amount of paper work, documenting every process and test that was made in corners of unspecified underground pharmaceutical laboratory.
Rumoured to be a property of some fluffy products company, but rumors in different versions mention different companies, one version mentioned “UFL pharmacy” second “Happy Fluffy LLC” third “NA & AU” but all of them have same parent company “Quantum Holdings”,
Quantum bought the rights and management of every three but they don’t focus on fluffies only, it’s one of their side businesses.
But their influence in those there aren’t important for now, Today we look at one particular case titled in Big Bold letters “REVERSAL”
Entry diary №025: today subject is Red coated with Blue mane Fluffy suffering from a “Smarty Syndrome”, syndrome which prominently boost’s fluffies ego to a mortal degrees, effectively making them a easy target to surrounding animals bigger than them.
Popular belief is that odds of this happening depend on two factors, Genes and Fluffies Parents attitude to them.
Genes in our tests proved to be almost a measurement error while attitude was more prominent.
In one of our previous tests which had a mare suffering from a similar to smarty’s “Bitch Mare Syndrome”, former serum that we injected in her didn’t do what we planned.
Quite frankly it didn’t do more than just put the mare to 2 day long comatose sleep.
But we would like to try again but with a different approach, we would modify the serum by changing the compound.
Previous compound consist of one cyanide hydrogen in small quantities.
But
In a reworked serum was mix of 3 deadly cyanides,
potassium cyanide, cyanide hydrogen and sodium cyanide in beefy quantities.
Because of fluffies structure and air cycle, they get more oxygen and produce more carbon dioxide, big counterparts to a algae.
This specimen of Smarty syndrome got captured around the park when he and his herd were clashing with another for right of controlling the land:
Smarty rests in one of the carrier with no food or water given to him which he retaliates with demands.
“DUMMEH HOOMANS GIB SMAWTY SKETTIES, OR SMAWTY GIB WOSTEST HOOFY OWWIES”
one of the workers which was assigned to inject the serum, approaches the carrier, fluffy puffed his cheeks and tried to insult the worker
“Dummeh gib sma-” the man grabs smarty by his mane gently and stabs his neck with a syringe, full of mystery liquid.
“SKREEE OWWIES NU GIB HUWTIES TU SMAWTY, ONWY FOR HUGGIES AND WUB” and as finishing touch glares at the specimen aggressively, confusing him and slightly slaps his cheek.
“Skreeee nu huwties pwease” fluffy backed down to the corner and shrieked
Worker heads to the exit, scientists supervision the creature and his actions.
At first nothing changes, fluffy still grumpy sits at the corner till he noticed that he is being monitored by a group of humans, whom still didn’t give him spaghetti.
He had a plan, he would shit on them and they apologize for their actions and give him skettis, unbeknownst to him he would quickly put on a cross if he did it but before he could do that
Smarty feels very tired, sweet that he accumulated from shouting at people didn’t help him, the more he would move the greater the pain around his chest would be, maybe sleeping it off wouldn’t be a bad idea thought to himself smarty the king of no one
Smarty halted down to the ground and doze off, scientists didn’t know what to do so they sent a janitor to get fluffy body out of the test room.
Janitor entered the room with a intent to quickly finish the job but he wouldn’t be able to, fluffy twitches on a ground he is not dead yet, then when he gets up, he feels different.
“Dumhhhh” mumbled the smarty while he limped to general direction of where janitor was standing, maybe he was derped? His speech was incomprehensible babble far worse then normal derps were.
Scientists ordered the janitor to dispose the specimen, janitor felt the rush and with quick poke to the eyes, smarty’s neck was twisted.
Janitor shoved his lifeless body which could still produce muffled huff’s in the bag, and got rid of the specimen into special biowaste bin.
Scientists thought maybe the reversal of the smarty or bms syndrome was too expensive or not needed by the most of people, even hugboxers didn’t approve the existence of smarties but the bms could be reversed easily if you have dedication.
So they focused on what they could with herds that would damage everything they could to survive.
Scientists in Described this serum as:
Serum codename: Babble.
Activation and usage: get a hold of the target that you want to neutralise, inject the syringe into the neck, wait for effect to work.
Improvements: activation and usage is too complex, effect works only on one fluffy and injection of the multiple would be a hassle.
Verdict: needs improvements, if can be possible make a gas version to increase the range and activation speed.
Nevertheless “babble” helped to improve any other “kill fast” type of products mainly focused to make work of the pest control easier and in a long term kill more amount of fluffies.
Here the list of products that used babble as base:
“Stupidify” safer version of original babble which could stop the breathing flow of any creature that depends on air.
“Fun gas” was used one time by the pest control companies, but was abandoned after it would contaminate the surface or any material, it was not deadly but it could replace the air with itself.
“Bushido” made in pills but the company encouraged to crush the pills into the powder same effect as babble but was more effective when it comes to graze as many fluffies as possible.
But original “babble” could be used as prototype “kill the babbehs” if serum is injected in small portions(0.5 oz)
But the effect meant that mare would always have stillborns or already dead foals as the reproductive system died of air flow cycle being interrupted.
Perfect way if spaying is not a viable option but the mare would have problems with digestive track, depending on luck fluffy would die of septic shock or have fecal and urinary incontinence.
The end of the entry diary №025