so the story begins with dave and joel they went to the woods on a camping trip
they set camp for the night and they were hungry
dave: are you hungry"
joel: yeah"
dave go’s into his backpack but somehow the food is gone they heard cooing turns out a fluffy herd took all their food
dave: god damn it
joel: well they didn’t take the knife"
dave: wait you gonna kill them
joel: yes"
as joel walk to the herd there was a smarty
“dummeh hooman gib smarty aww the nummeh’s”
joel: haha
“wai is funneh dummeh hooman”
joel: well fuck you"
joel slashed the fluffy as he heard a other fluffy say "NU SPESHUW FWIEND"as an mare said joel then step on the smarty’s head as the rest of the fluffy’s were scared for their lives
joel: hey dave mind giving a hand
dave: ok
they killed fluffy’s left and right them screaming and trying to fight until there were none left the cooked the fluffy’s body’s
dave: jesus christ you just killed a bunch of fluffy’s and somehow really good"
joel: yeah i used to be an fluffy exterminator until i took it “way to far”
dave: ok
as they eat the fluffy meat they heard crying
“huhuhu mummah daddeh pwease get up babbeh wuv ou huhuhu”
joel had 2 choice’s
- [a] kill the brown fluffy
- [b] take the brown fluffy to his home
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