Rosie wants babbehs, with three endings (by recreationalsadist)

The fluffy tapped her daddeh’s leg with her hoof.

“Daddeh, can Wosie hab babbehs nao?”

Her father looked down at her and said:

1. “Sure, you can have them right now!” Go to #1.
2. “Not right now.” Go to #2.
3. “You’re too little right now, you can have them when you’re bigger.” Go to #3.

#1.
Sighing, Rosie’s Daddeh nodded.

“Sure, you can have them right now!”

Rosie instantly felt her tummy start swelling as foals began growing inside her. In seconds she’d doubled in size and she kept getting bigger.

“Wosie hab tummeh-babbehs! Wosie am soon-mummah nao! Wosie…Wosie nu feew pwetty.”

She felt her body keep expanding.

“Babbehs, pwease nu gib soon-mummah owies. Mummah wubs-BIGGESHT POOPIES!”

Rosie exploded. Her entire body blew apart, spattering the walls with gore as foals rained down around the crater where she’d been.

Rosie’s head finally landed, somehow still alive.

“Huu, Wosie nu hab miwkie pwaces fow gibbing babbehs miwkies nu mowe. Am wowstest mummah.”

Rosie’s foals surrounded her still-living head and began devouring it as she screamed.

2.
Rosie’s Daddeh shook his head.

“Not right now.”

“But Wosie wan babbehs nao!”

“Just be patient, it won’t be much longer.”

There was a ‘ding’ sound.

“See? That sound means they’re ready.”

Walking over to the oven Rosie’s Daddeh pulled out a roasting tray covered in broiled foals. Rosie trotted over and began salivating as she smelled them.

“Tank yu su much fow wetting Wosie hab babbehs, Daddeh! Babbehs am bestest nummies!”

#3.
Rosie’s Daddeh shook his head.

“You’re too little right now, you can have them when you’re bigger.”

Rosie hung her head.

“Otah Daddeh, Wosie wiww wait tiww Wosie am big an stwong!”

Months later:

Rosie kicked a hole in the wall of her Daddeh’s house. The once-small fluffy was now over two stories tall.

“WOSIE AM BIG NAO! CAN WOSIE HAB BABBEHS NAO?”

Rosie’s Daddeh looked up at her from the new hole in his house.

“No, you’re still too small.”

Rosie hung her head.

“HUU…OTAY DADDEH, WOSIE WIWW GET BIGGEW FOW YU SU CAN BE BESTEST MUMMAH.”

Author’s note: You’ve heard of Hugbox? Well the last one was HUGEbox.

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Number 1 and 3 are hilarious

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All of them made me laugh.

God damn it, you glorious bastard.

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Oh man, all of these were great, but I think #2 made me chortle the most.

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this is why i love weirdbox

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This whole thing was inspired by your comment on liking fluffies exploding into foals.
It all grew from that inspiring the story idea that became the first ending.

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Bahaha, yay! My dumb amusement spawned something! :smiley:

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I’m always open to new ideas.

Amazing and perfect

And so, began Rosie’s journey to become… HUGE