Sakripper 2100 by:Foxhoarder

Thanks to Ask FluffiesAreFood, Volume 3 #2 for telling me about this product. It’s a great time saver! :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

Made for the 12th day of No Nut November 2021

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How are your fluffies so insanely cute?

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Thank you!

In a nutshell (pun intended), the answer is helplessness. Making them look like they’d need help and comforting after falling over is my ideal fluffy design. :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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I just look at them and generally I just want to take one home and snuggle it. That top picture, for instance. OMG SQUEEE.

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Only you can come up with this xD

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It’s the last panel that does it for me.
Even though normally I’d be busting his nuts too.
I’m weird like that.

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You really hate Fluffies’s testicles lol

No, she loves them. Just a bit differently.

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Ohhhhhh maaaaaan…
Now I can’t uncross my legs!!!
(Cringe)
:grimacing::flushed::persevere::tired_face:

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Well that was a twist! Not a veterinary tool but a KITCHEN tool!

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I’m sure vets make use of it too.

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Thank you Foxhoarder - the SakRipper 2100 really is a great time saver! Just remember to wear hearing protection - fluffy screams are hilarious but can be loud!

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The slip n’ slide

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Slide ‘n’ Scree?

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I like how the bin full of fluffies implies someone primarily cares to collect fluffy balls rather than castrate fluffies.

Wait, I just re-read the text and this is for cooking.
I guess, I’m a dumb dumb and your pictures are very expressive.

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SakRipper 2100,
NEW, FROM RONCO!!!

Fun, educational entertainment for the whole family!
Look! Why even Grandma can join in!

Grandma (paid endorsement, not a real grandparent): “Why, I’ve not had this much fun since the boys got home from Gettysburg!”

They also come in eight designer colors, and wonderfully complement any wardrobe!
Great stocking-stuffers!

Call today: 1-800-NutzOff: Operators are standing by!!

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Soooo… fluffy “rocky mountain oysters” collectin’ device.

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I call them “fluffy oysters” or “fluffnuts” but yes!

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If it’s more then 59,99 ill just keep using the knife.

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This is fantastic!!!

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