Snowbell was a white unicorn fluffy with a red mane and she was sad.
The cold times were here and she had no food to make milkies for her babbehs.
And no shelter from the cold, just a cardboard box in an alley.
Snowbell had run away from her Mummah after her Mummah had told her no babbehs.
Babbehs were the best thing ever! How could her Mummah say no?
But Snowbell’s special friend had been eaten by a monster human.
The monster’s opposable thumbs had made it easy for him to grab the fluffy.
Snowbell had run away then, but she would never forget the sound of those tentacles.
“Mummah, babbeh needs miwkies pwease!”
One of Snowbell’s foals was pleading for milk Snowbell didn’t have to give.
“Am sowwy babbeh, Mummah nu habe miwkies cause nu have nummies. Huuhuu…”
“HOHOHO!”
Snowbell and her foals shat themselves in fright, then looked up at the figure in front of them.
“Merry Christmas! Do you fluffies need help?”
He had a big white beard, was wearing red and white, and he looked happy.
Snowbell recognized him from her Mummah’s stories.
“SANTA! Yu cum hewp sabe gud Mummah and babbehs!”
This Santa wasn’t fat, he just had a pillow stuffed down the front of his shirt.
“That’s right, I just need you and your babbehs to jump in my magic sack and we’ll be off!”
A big red pegasus fluffy came from behind Santa. He had a reindeer antler taped to his head.
“Yu fiww de sack, den watew Cwimson wiww empty Cwimson’s sack intu yu and yuow babbehs.”
Snowbell didn’t know what he meant, but she assumed it was a good thing.
“YAY! AM Cwistmas miwacwe!”
The fucked-to-death and partially eaten remains of Snowbell and her foals were later deposited in the fluffies-only biohazard dumpster.
Josef Mongola wasn’t one to improperly dispose of trash after all.
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Author’s Note: Josef Mongola and Crimson belong to @BFM101
