Santa's little helper (carniviousduck)

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What a fucker

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I misread the title as Satan’s little helper.
Now that would be a chiristmas pic i’d like to see.

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Sounds like someone doesn’t want to bring joy to their betters.

~marks them down for sorry coal in their stocking~

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You mean a sorry sticking.

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~Places lump of coal in sock, grips hard and begins twirling~ I said, what I said…

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Blanket party !!

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Are you sure ? That could be arranged…

Sure why not ?
I don’t like christmas anyway.

Rudolph the shit-assed rat horse.

At least the little bastard hasn’t shat all over the pressies yet.

I liked Christmas as a kid, my favorite part was even decorating the tree! Though, now that I’m older, it seems to have lost its charm and I prefer to just celebrate Christmas as a day to be with family, to enjoy what you already have and donate to the less fortunate.

HOWEVER!! My war with Christmas will not end until it stops encroaching on Halloween and Thanksgiving.

October is Spooky Season (officially), November is Thanksgiving and December is for Christmas.

I dislike shitsmas …err christmas, because its so aggressive. It’s shoved down your throat, you MUST celebrate shitmas.
Coupled with the annoying movies,
The same damn shitsmas songs over and over and over, every year.
The false sentiment.
The fake cheer.
It’s become a consumer orientated orgy of greed.
The most sales happen during this period.

And I honestly just pass for all that nonsense.

This is more with what I agree with what christmas ought to be.
But it’s sadly not the norm.
It’s just gaudy spendfests fueled by gimme gimme gimme, to the mainstream.
That vegetate in front of the TV watching awfull predictable shitsmas movies.

…that’s enough humbug and venom I think.

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