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Hush, wittwe bebbeh. Nu sai any wowdsie and nu cawe any noises bebbeh heawd. Is jus munstah undah bebbeh’s bed, in bebbeh’s cwoset, in bebbeh’s thinky pwace! 
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“Hi my name is Jeff and I’m here to talk about taxes.”
“Nu hu hu hu hu…”
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“Sir I’m here in regards to your extended car warranty.”
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I need big, glow in the dark stickers like this for my “safe room” walls.