You are flapjack
You’ve just been punished?
Your fur was shaved
You got some bad cuts
And a dip in some smelly water
You don’t know why you had given up so easily
Lorna thought she was clever for not taking your legs
But to you it seemed she had gone soft
You’d heard horror stories from the other Fluffies that Lorna was some kind of witch
The only reason you cried so much because you thought you were in for a long and torturous demise
But this? This was a cakewalk
From the stories you’d been told
No fluffy that goes into the windmill
Has lasted more than 3 days afterwards
You praise your good fortune
Supposedly if you go the full 3 days without dying you get whatever you want whenever you want
No questions asked
You mock Lorna as she walks by
You’ve beaten her at her own game
……
But something isn’t right
Usually Lorna would make your punishment worse if you talk back
But this time simply smiled
The day came to a close
And you sleep…… sleep like
All of a sudden you start to feel a little bit warm