Promo Trailer Script - “SCREE” first draft
Opening shot: Teenager on his cellphone in a messy middle-class bedroom
“Dude I know what we can do for our youtube channel! Fluffy Pony Abuse! There’s a huge feral herd in the old cemetary!”
“What are you, twelve? Want all the junior sociopaths following you?”
“They got that fortnite money from mommy and daddy to make it rain on us. Get your fuckin popgun, I’ll get the guys and the camera, and we’ll make some money!”
-hangup-
Teen rubs his eyes. “Fuckin nerd”
Cut to teens in the cemetary in the evening, shaky cam footage.
“ho look, there they are!” Steve from the phone, hammer in hand.
They run over and get to the abuse except Mike(with the airgun) and Devon
Smarty interrupts them: “shouldn’ do dat. munstah daddeh gon be biggest maddies.”
Background Music - “Scream” by the Misfits
“Yo Devon grab that little orange shit and yeet it into the air so my boy mikey can bust it like a clay pidgeon.” Devon somewhat reluctantly picks up the orange foal to comply. The music picks up as a flesh-eating ghoul busts out of the earth, seizing Devon and Steve. More ghouls start bursting from the ground.
Action chase montage should highlight that Steve is unwilling to let his brilliant scheme go, and that the ghouls are more interested in saving the fluffies (ghouls are massive hugboxers). Climax is Steve saying “I’m not letting a bunch of fucking Zombies ruin this for me!” and cut to the part where one of the ghouls tells Mike “we’re not Zombies.” then show the title card.
Man this was a dogshit sketch based on the idea of a monstrous hugboxer against human abusers in a two-way survival horror struggle against each other drawn on a handy index card and turned into a movie promo in a world where fluffies exist.
“scr-ee-eee hear you screee-ee e”