Scrubbing Micro’s Extreme brand laundry stain pretreatment.
(inspired by chat of micro micro etc fluffies.)
“Hi im Dan Rather-Knott. You ever been told not to waste food? Me too. So in an effort to reduce food waste we here at Hasbio have created, ‘Scrubbing Micros~ EXTREME’.” The person in the interview adds holding up a small hand held tube as a closeup of the label and some animation plays.
“Enjoy all your favorite but highly staining foods without a care.” They add setting down the tube on the table and unwrapping a meatball sub as they take a bite and Marinara dribbles onto it. After chewing and swallowing they then turn as a glass of wine is brought out. “Or even your favorite red wines.” They add taking a deep sip as some dribbles down onto their collar and they lift their shirt with their other hand to wipe the trail off their neck.
“And of course, for dessert a Cannoli.” The host adds as if indicating the logical Italian theme as he takes a bite and gets a few dribbles on the lower part of their shirt and then wipes their mouth with the middle.
They then signal the assistant who brings over two boxes of clothing. One with clean clothes of varying nature and delicacy as they begin to use the remnants of the food to provide similar stains to each. “In order to aid our demonstration, we prepared some day-old shirts with similar stains.” They add as the assistant opens the second box and pulls out three various sets of clothing of identical to the fresh stains.
“Now lets get started.” The host adds picking up the small tube again. “Just pop the cap.” They add breaking the seal and letting it breath for a few seconds. “And apply to the stain.” They add twisting the base as a blue nutrigel colored substance is lifted upward and they begin to gently rub it across the various stains.
“Now look up at your monitors to see our Scrubbing micros in action.” The host adds as they turn their back on the audience and look up at the screen behind them as a specialty camera with multiple lenses focuses in from above as it zooms in on the clothing beneath.
In a picture and picture set up an asterix on the screen indicates *The following content has been slowed down for proper observation. * Meanwhile on the main display you watch as the stains vanish of the course of several minutes.
On the picture and picture set up you see tiny fluffies moving along great planes of fabric and thread. Many laugh and play but a good portion in any scene can be seen consuming the mountains of food before them. Scene by scene skips forward in time lapse though and things look slightly more gruesome as the Scrubbing micro’s have consumed almost all of the stains and the nutrient detergent and have become more desperate. The host casts his gaze upward and gives a ‘cut’ motion indicating to cut the feed as the fluffy society has devolved into mostly raiding and cannibalism due to food shortages. The picture in picture vanishes and the stains are gone.
“Wasn’t that amazing, now we just throw these in the wash.” The host adds as the studio audience begins to murmur slightly as the clothes are put in the washer.
“Questions from the audience?” The host adds looking and then gestures. “You there.” As the camera focuses in on them.
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