Sealed with sadness(SomeUnkownGuy)

IDK if this falls into “fluffy as food” or “weird box”. I


ts really only a bottle top.
A great bottle of whiskey with a special topper. When you want a drink that exudes excellence drink FluffCo Whiskey.

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Is it a shaved fluffy colt as a topper or the a topper in the image of a shaved fluffy?

It is an actual foal on top. Think of it as a taxidermy foal.

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He doesnt look so sad to me

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Sad because he got stuffed and is being used as a topper for a bottle opener.

What if it’s a living foal that has been treated like the Christmas foals to be an ornament?

I was debating on this idea but it would be a pain in the ass to sell with a living f o a l on top. So I went with a Taxidermy f o a l.

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One gripe:
This would not be 100% alcohol. That would be too dangerous and not for human consumption.
Whiskey tends to be around 80 “proof” (40% alcohol by volume)
You can find some that are up to 105 proof (52.5% ABV) but those tend to be pretty rough.
Flavored whiskey will often be between 65 and 70 proof

Pure Grain Alcohol is not 200 proof, but it’s close enough that it states on the bottle that it is not for human consumption without diluting it with something else.

No complaints about the idea or execution. Make a whole series of toppers like Blanton’s does, so people can have a collection.

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“Fwuffy am dwunk! a nip uv da kweecha an fwuffy feews awwww gud”

Positively enthusiastic further down below the navel.

Wouldnt it take a dump in the drink?

He looks excited for his first day of work

Yeah, Everclear and Spirytus are ‘only’ 95% pure.

The strongest stuff I’ve used is HPLC grade lab ethanol which is 99.8% pure (I have to resist the urge to inhale deeply from the bottle every time I work with it), and I’ve seen 99.98% bottles in the catalogue.

Unfortunately it doesn’t stay that pure as it absorbs atmospheric water vapour after you’ve opened it and older bottles tend to settle down at about 97%-ish purity (I think).

Have you considered varying your line weight?

Used to drink 96% homebrewed hooch mixed with sodas in my late teens. Also, there does exist a 90+% Absinthe (dear god, the hangovers I had).