The fact he’s still alive still makes him well above average by fluffy standards.
Imagine that fluffies were virtually immortal, that no matter how battered or torn up they were, they would never die, obviously they would still feel pain…
That’s hysterical, love fluffy logic
He’s close to being his own litter pal. Just think, if you did just enough surgery on a fluffy to extend its intestines, you could easily make a long term viable one-fluff fluffy centipede.
wise man one said: “HOW ARE YPU ALIVE!?”
One step closer to perpetual motion… =V
“When I said go screw yourself, I did not mean that literally!”
“Hu hu, why am hooman yewwin’ at fwuffy fo’ doin’ what fwuffy was towd?”
“Goddamn fluffies can’t recognize a metaphor when it smacks them in the face…”
in case people don’t want to play ‘where’s waldo’ like I did lol
I hope it’s like a weird magic situation where, no matter how much he chases his ass, it keeps running from him.