A side bit from my as yet unfinished “Honest Mistakes” series.
“Bewwy gud! Mummah suuuu pwoud uv sensitibe babbeh!”
“Huuuhuuu fankyu mummah huuuuu”
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Mummah nu knu wat du. Babbehs am wawkie tawkie babbehs nao. Bu’ sensitibe babbeh nu am wawkie. Nu unnastan! Hab weggies! But babbeh teww mummah hab huwties. Weggie huwties dat make babbeh faww down.
Nu can ask daddeh. Wan ask daddeh fow hewp! Meanie nee daddeh!
Mawgawet. Mawgawet.
MAW. GA. WET.
Huuuuuuuuuuuuu nu wike meanie namesie. Wai daddeh nu unnastan? Twy tu expwain, bu daddeh nu wisten! Daddeh wub fwuffies, but am weawwy scawy sometimes.
Sensitibe babbeh am sensitibe. Wittwe weggies hab huwties. An one see pwace nu wowk! Daddeh twy open babbeh see pwaces befow mummah could eben gib wickie cweanies! Mummah twy stop daddeh, but nu make daddeh unnastan. Nu can mame daddeh wisten.
Now babbeh cwy aww da time.
“Huuuuhuhuhuhuuuuu babbeh scawed! Nu knu wewe put hoofsies! Wewe gwound at? How faw 'way fwom babbeh?” It twue. Babbeh nu am gud at make wawkie. Onwy gud at make tawkie. Awso gud at make good poopies, bu onwy wen mummah hewp. Aww mummah babbehs make gud poopies!
Weww…
Awmost.
Babbeh make bad poopies wen onwy chiwpeh babbeh! Mummah twy teww daddeh am onwy babbeh! Bu daddeh take babbeh! Wen daddeh bwing babbeh back, babbeh wook wike been makin’ sad wawas and suuuu many huhuhus. An have funneh wubbew fing on poopie pwace! Daddeh say it hewp babbeh nebba make bad poopies. Ebby day daddeh take babbeh an make babbeh do poopies awone. Daddeh caww babbeh Poopy. Mummah nu caww nu babbeh poopy. Aww babbehs awe gud babbehs. Aww babbehs awe bestest babbehs.
But mummah nu feew wike gud mummah…