Sensitive Percussion Instrument (Commission) (by TooTiredJack)

smacks Milkshake’s back

This baby can hold so many milkies.

Another fundraiser commission in the books! @awfulfawn asked specifically for my boy Milkshake getting a good, fat-rippling smack and it was fun to deliver.

Details on my fundraiser commissions here:

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That impact frame is so satisfying!

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Since it’s the lower back it’s going hurt worse.

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PHENOMENAL :pinched_fingers: God, he’s like a huge water balloon, I can FEEL that slap

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Nice.

Now try shaving it, leaving it in direct light until nicely sunburned and repeat the experiment.

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Slapped the farts right out of him. :ahahaha: To quote a wise man, “WOOHOO! Look at that flubber fly!”

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Good… good…

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Now punch the guy who woke up the fat baby.

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Sleep is a domain of jobless spergs without responsibilities anyway, shitrats are the ˝animal˝ equivalent of that.

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Lol. I’m a jobless sperg, and my insomnia is gonna put me in the ground. XD

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Me and my 60h working week…….

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why not just slap him until he faints

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Forever to sleep? Should’ve been forever sleepies.

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pfft!

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Rub some tiger balm on that slap to make it all better, trust me it puts chirpies to sleep.

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I’ll quote you one better

“don’t make him jiggle he’s full of chocolate”

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The impulsive thoughts and cuteness aggression won. :sob: :laughing:

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For a moment my mind conjured up the smell of elderly dog to go with the visceral impression of that fat slap.

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Also make sure to smear it on his “wumps”. It will calm him down.:grin:

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