Shadowfax labs wheel of suffering by shadowraiden23

Walking up on a stage like some gameshow host - welcome everyone to shadowfax labs newest item ~ the wheel of suffering ~ - a large colored wheen was set up with different abusive and death like items and along side it where 4 clear boxes full of bad fluffys

Shadow looking at the wheel - alright folks as you can see we have a total of 10 bad fluffys in the four boxes - showing the boxes were clear and large enough for the fluffys but not enough to move around - first box we have a foal … rapist … wow guess how this one is gonna painful desth - moving to the second box - oh no … its bestest babies - the box had 3 extremely fat babies and the third box bad mother - he made a fowning face - she never fed or loved all her babys and let them starve - the mare inside the box was pounding her hooves against it wanting out and the last one … holy hell a entire family of smarties … now that won’t do - two grown adults and 3 foals were stuffed into the last box

Shadow walked up to the wheel - alright folks its time to SPINE THE WHEEL for the 1st box - he grabs the wheel and gives it a good spine while the wheel shows the various ways to make a fluffy suffer and kill them -
Lets see how foal rapist goes out ~ - the wheel stops on a color red - oh death by inpalement …- robot ares grabs the stallion and holds it upright - now for those of wondering yes the machine has built in torture methods some are insta kill others are slow and painfull - the fluffy was inpaled all the way through with a metal spike killing it - yesh right through the no nos huh … - he spins the wheel for the 2nd box - okay next one is ~ it stops on a yellow color - flaming foals … - the 2nd box slowly filled with gas as the foals all coughed - yes the boxes are sound proof and no once sealed they can no be opened by any force - the gas ignites burning all three alive - man thats gonna be a while for the fire to go out … alright 3rd box time

He spins the wheel as the mare cried for the foals that were burned alive and one was still moving slowly - and the color is green which is … sketties ?? - shadow looked confused and realizes the mare was corked before she was put in the box - oh ho enjoy your meal ~ - the mare notice a plate of sketties that rose out of the floor for her as she chowed down - now note this isn’t the ordinary sketties … its the ultra laxatives one - the mare begins to swell up as she started to eat more and more her body pressed against the glass walls as her face being pushed against the view glass as she explodes leaving the box colored brown - okay last one - the wheel spins and stops on a final color being black - oh ho ~ seems like smarty family is gonna feel like their in space ~

The family looking at shadow all of them glaring as the air inside was sucked out violently simulating being in space as the 3 foals exploded from the box being depressurized while the mare died instantly having her innards sucked out through her rear as the smarty had his eyes explode - okay thats it for this one

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I just can’t.

What am I supposed to say here?

I don’t even know where to start…

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Beautiful.

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There’s an animated show called Paradise PD where in one episode they had a police baton called the “Shit Stick” which when hit with, the victim would unleash projectile shit propelling them up or forward.

Basically get a line of Smartys, bitch mares, and all the dregs of the fluffy world, strap them down and shart shitting ( start hitting I made a :poop: joke).

Running gag of russianbadger’s skeleton jaeger

Its not every day that your forum is graced by the writing prowess of mark twain

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