I’d take number 1 and 2, the third fluffy can fuck off.
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1 is the best option, but I feel bad for 2. He can come with.
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I’d take all three. I’ll hope for the best that the mare will love both foals. More likely 3 will neglect and abuse 2, 1 will join abusing 2, so I’ll have to pillow both 1 and 3 and turn 3 into a milkbag.
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I’d take #2 to foster and then adopt out trained. He needs to be deprogrammed, litter trained, given a nice name like Seabiscuit, and then sent to live with someone who wants a loving, grateful fluffy.
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Skinning all three of them alive with sandpaper
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Say you’re taking the first one. Have them get him all of his shots and neuter him. Then, when he’s on the counter, pay the nominal adoption fee, but say, “On second thought, what I really want is a stallion who still has his lumps. Bye, have a great day!”
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You glorious bastard 
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I say 2. My family’s been taking in survivors and the ‘charity cases’ for years. It’s what we do. Plus, I’ve been on the shelter side. They get packed, and special needs animals can be a hard sell.
Get him his shots, see if they’ll send him home with some Umbrellin or some Amoxi-drops for possible soft tissue infection and get him litter trained.
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That’s how I’m feeling. Plus, I’ve been on the shelter side, special needs animals can be a hard sell for some people. (A tripod or a ‘pirate’ is gonna be picked up so fast your head will spin but a diabetic cat…that’s a little harder-.)
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I tried to care for a diabetic cat once, never again. Also had pancreatitis.
My gameplan:
1 - pet/stud.
2 - poopmuncher. Decent natural coloration, but its already got scars and mindbreak because fluffies usually don’t understand the difference between brown and bad colors.
3 - pillow and poundtown for 1 and 2, sell the good foals
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They’re clever creatures. The protocol was to feed, then give insulin, and don’t give treats.
The one would refuse to eat dinner basically until closing time because he knew we wouldn’t give him the shot unless he’d eaten.
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The nightmare combo of having to handle insulin (which never comes off your skin no matter how much you wash and it makes everything taste like what i can only assume is fucking insulin) and administering food manually via a feeding tube because the pancreatitis after mixing the food with water for half an hour twice a day for a week or so fucking destroyed me. So a week or so he went into low sugar insulin shock, we had to put him down because we were out of money. Week before that we had him hospitalized after realizing something was wrong. It would make a hell of a fluffy sadbox story if i could write it. But no fluffy could be the amazing cat that he was.
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adopt all 3. i need more skulls for my halloween decor
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#2!
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1 and 2 are adoptable
Nothing for 3—no smarty’s in my house
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Okay, I’ll take the third option if no one objects, but the second one makes me feel sick
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Option 3 is literally, “I want to spend my money on a horrible pet that will abandon me at the first opportunity, wasting everything I invest in it.”
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I’ll take all 3 of them.
If 1 grows up with a decent enough temperament, might either keep or sell him as a potential breeder/pet. If they end up shitty, then I’ll just have to toss ‘em in the grinder.
3 is on thin fucking ice, but the second they step a hoof out of line they’re getting pillowed and made into a Litter/Enfie pal. I’m not entertaining a sparkly shitpig’s delusions of grandeur! Though if I want to turn a profit on the little bastard I may as well have them bring at least one litter to term and see if I can get anything for them.
And 2 is invariably going to be pampered and adored til their dying breath! Brown foals are usually more polite and well-mannered regardless, so I wouldn’t worry too much about spoiling the little sweetie
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Spoiling your fluffy, even if it’s a fluffy poppy, is the way to end up with the ugliest Smarty in the world.
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