Shelter artist yellow cotton candy030

You have entered a Fluffy shelter, and three new members have recently arrived.

After being de-wormed, they are now available for adoption. Because there are simply too many Fluffies, the shelter wants to get rid of them quickly while they are still appealing.

Therefore, you can adopt all of them as long as you pay a small fee for vaccinations before leaving.

But, you can also adopt none and just watch them cry stupidly in the display window.


The moment you walked up to the number 1 display window, you heard the sound of little hooves tapping the glass.

He stood up and happily kept tapping, excitedly babbling about himself to you.

You told him to stop tapping the glass, and he paused for a moment. But when he got to the exciting parts, like talking about sketties and toysies, he would still tap a few times.

You felt a little annoyed, but usually, young, energetic Fluffies are like this.

Plus, you noticed this little guy’s genetics seemed good; the colors of his hooves and tail, while similar, were actually different shades of purple. His belly was round and full—a sign he had plenty of mare’s milk and was in excellent health.


When you walked up to the number 2 display window, you even wondered if it was empty.

But slowly, a small foal covered in bite marks pulled the blanket off himself. Even though you hadn’t said anything, he cried out of fear.

After waiting for him to calm down, he introduced himself as a ‘poopy babbeh’ before speaking in halting phrases:

‘Pwease nice hooman, sabe fwuffy…’
‘…need…safe pwace…’
‘wiww num poopies fow nice hooman’

It was clear the little guy had never been litter-trained and was used to being soaked in his own waste. Despite his wounds, his general health was decent; he had no other visible external injuries or signs of malnutrition.

When you walked up to the number 3 display window, you were a bit shocked.

A Fluffy with such a beautiful color in a shelter, and a Unicorn at that?!

Her genetics were quite good; even the color of her horn wasn’t the usual white. However, she introduced herself as a ‘Smawty’… You’d heard that these Fluffies had bad temperaments. At seven months old, she was approaching adulthood for a Fluffy, making it hard to curb bad behaviors.

But she looked rather polite…?

You asked her briefly about her past, and she replied:

‘Am too gud fow dummeh mummah, she nebber gib sketties tu smawty. So Smawty wun away . Hate dummeh mummah! Su mean!’

It looked like this one had a history of running away, and if you took her home, she might try to escape again if she doesn’t like her new home.

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I’m taking 2 and 3, then pillowing 3 and placing her on a shelf so she can watch me pamper 2.

I may or may not take 2 up on their offer of numming my poopies. We’ll play that one by ear.

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I'll adopt them all.
I'll give them

A cozy home 🏡
A warm bead🛏️
Lots of toys⚽🪁🎮🕹️🏓🏸🪀🥏
And lots! Lts of spaghetti🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝
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Accidental abuse.

Love it!

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All three have such potential. But which to choose? Hm, well. There’s clearly only one solution to this: fluffy centipede.

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I take #3 out of her crate and cram her into the shitty crate with #2, then walk away with #1 in my pocket.

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I think #3 would make a good pincushion

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Remove the horn from 3 and give it to 1 for good behavior

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number 3: Shave the message RAGE ROOM on his side and use for said rage room

let the people take their anger on them

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I agree with this part

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I’d adopt #3. Fixing smarties is a fun endeavor. Either you end up with an intelligent fluffy that’s obedient and self-assured, or you get a nice opportunity to practice live flaying.

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I’d adopt the 1st and 2nd.

I’d name the green one Speedy and the 2nd one Muffin

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I would be more than happy to take the brown lad,having ‘natural’ colors for a pony shouldn’t mean you’d have to be the target of bullying. I’d take The smarty only to pillow her and see if breeding her will get any good colors/combos in her foals when she comes of age for that kind of thing

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Take 2 and train it for the fighting pit.

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I’m not adopting any of those shit-rats but I’ll give the shelter a donation to make sure they’ve got enough propane for their incinerator.

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I’ll adopt all of them. One and Two get to live together as siblings, but the instant Two gets anything but love from his brother, he’s an only child with a brand new litter pal that smells oddly like One.

Three gets spoiled in the basement until One and Two reach sexual maturity. At that point, it’s off with the weggies, the baby factory, and the clitoral hood (because I REALLY want smarties to suffer), and I introduce the boys to their new enfie pal.

Yes, I have a soft spot for poopies, especially the tortured ones.

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I’d take #2. Less annoying yapping and less likely to demand things. Litter training shouldn’t be too hard since it can understand human language.

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Take all three. Put 1 and 2 in the main safe room and three in a smaller one. Try and see if you can gradually break 3 and correct their behavior. If it goes well, slowly reintroduce them to 1 & 2 on supervised playdates until satisfied with results. Also make sure 1 behaves properly. If 3 refuses to accept changes or 1 behaves poorly, make one or both of them live outside in a small shelter with just enough room to walk around and sleep, with no toys and little shelter from rain. If they truly repent, bring them back in and tell them that that was one of three strikes, and that if they strike three, then they’ll become the enfie friend of the local gremlin smarty. Make sure to use positive training with 2 and reinforce good behavior and discourage any bad in a reasonable manner. If all is successful, show off results and offer your services for a price. Profit?

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Id take 2 honestly. Ive dealt with alot of abused animals and they all just need love and patience.

I feel like fluffies would be easier since there is no communication barrier

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that 2nd one is good alternative to clean your toilets yknow, even willing to num poopies. it knows its worth.

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