Shiny Tree (By Labcoat)


The dumb thing panicked so much, the glue made its way into its lungs.

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Yeah dumb thing was only dying, why panic? Dumbass critter

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Are the fluffies still edible after inhaling that resin?

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While Tuff-Fluff Prevenatives would not recommend this course of action, provided you cleaned off all the glue, it should be fine.

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Considering the resin activates with saliva, one should keep it away from cats & dogs for risk of them getting stuck too.

I mean it did get it’s mouth glued shut by what it assumed was a piece of fruit. I feel like the fluffy was justified in it’s freak out.

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Very cool invention, great work

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Oh I was being sarcastic

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I can see several issues with this product. First, if the biotoy is caught in the fruit snare and begins panicking, what’s to stop it from spray painting your entire yard with feces? Also, the vibrant colors may deter wild animals, but what is to stop domesticated ones like cats and dogs, or even small children from swallowing it? This whole thing is a class action lawsuit waiting to happen!

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mmm, salt

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This is a nice bio trap and lemon juice and water? cool!

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If fluffies are on your lawn, they have already shit all over.
As of the rest I feel they would have the strength to free themselves from the product.

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Nice Invention to prevent fluffys still messing with someones yard.
Of course, they call it cheap while selling it at 30 dollars. Is this something made by Hasbio? It really fits that they created the profitable problem and also sells you a profitable solution.

It does say its activated by “biotoy saliva” that may have a different makeup compared to other creatures, and it can be neutralized with a mild acid. Any domestic creature that gets caught, and lets be honest if you are getting this you are checking it at least once a day, those domestic animals will learn really quick to stay away. Kids are loud enough regardless that you would know right away they got caught and most cats dont have a whole lot of saliva so they have a chance to get away. Dogs could probably rip the thing out of the ground and find a person real quick, and a rabbit would have no problem turing it into chunks but if you have a pet rabbit you arent gonna let them near it to begin with. Its mostly only useful for fluffies because of how pathetic they are

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I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!

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I do have a mental image now, of foals Who can now eat solids hanging from that thing like a Christmas tree

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Are the fruit replaceable? Because having only 4-6 fruit won’t eliminate a herd

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That’s actually pretty genius. Dealing with yard invasions by capitalizing on fluffy stupidity. I like it.

Unless you have a bunch of it. Or make every yard had one so if some of them escape get trap by another tree in someone else yard.
Fluffys are not so smart and have a limited memory (depends on the headcanon), so if that´s the case, they probably forgotten that this trees can lead them to their demise.