Shocking Sketch (Pastry_Knight)

Everyone knows three main things about fluffies, 1) Their obsession with sketty, and 2) their tremendous stupidity 3) fluffy is broken by all

This manifests in them thinking anything that looks like a spaghetti noodle even without any sauce will be considered to be spaghetti. This can be harmless but can also lead to circumstances that endangers human life.

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and that’s why the increase of house fires are happing in the US

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It’d be hilarious if that was the cord to another fluffy’s life-support system and now that fluffy’s dead too.

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The idea that someone would shell out the money to keep a fluffy on life support is hilarious enough

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fluffy life support machine, it drains vital fluids from a battery of healthy fluffies to sustain the ill one.

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Thats like some horror shit where people are kidnap base on their blood type only to be drained to some fucking old rich person to live longer. :cold_sweat:

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What you just said their angel sounds like some illuminati shit

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There was a classic suspense thriller I watched , its how it happen. A normal girl was suppose to have an “accident” and then went missing turns out she was been slowly drained for her blood for some rich shit guy and that small hospital does the deed. It stops when she managed to pull his plug while been slowly suck out of her blood, and cops came in… frustrating part those doctors where never caught and the “hospital” was emptied only her room and that now dead guy.

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I need to find that. It sounds awesome!

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Hey, self-cooking barbecue is on the menu tonight!

Must be a super cheap cable that a fluffy could bite through the insulation.

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It got just a little bit of a kick to it

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I try to find it but couldn’t, not sure if its “The missing of…” Can’t remember her name though :thinking:

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Was it primarily English-language or something else? You’d be surprised how much that narrows things down.

Que the cheapo chinesse cabeIing whose exterior is made out of edibIe soy so squirreIs and other varmints wiII eat them. Forcing you to either spIce em back together or buy something new.

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Yup it is an english language movie I cant be sure if its a uk or us film way back it was showing on tv on thriller night.

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That’s a UK-style plug, they’re fused to prevent this sort of thing happening.

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Whatever… glad I didn’t warm him for this

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Fantastic! :glee:

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Awesome, ty! Do you have any idea what decade it was made?

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