A new artist asked for ideas, so I gave this to him. He drew the sketch on paper, and I finished it up for him on a computer.
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Haha the preemptive tears are getting me.
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Neutering is where you have a special vet visit and then you get a fluffy size portion of rocky mountain oysters!
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I am starting to pick up a pattern with foxhorder… I think foxhorder hates genitals
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On the contrary, I LOVE them! They’re the funniest things ever - basically little “hit for instant comedy” buttons! 
There’s nothing like a cute little critter that looks like it’s straight from a cartoon getting hit in the no-noes. They’re too innocent to even have words for genitals, so watching one trying to cope with its unmentionables in pain is just ridiculously funny! 
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That would be so tiny, it would just be a waste of resources. Like eating pebbles!
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Castration
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The screeching of the smarties makes me very very happy I’m talking bout the hellgremlin smarties and your typical “Dummeh hoomin dis smawty wand nao” type smarty
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So you do it to like… two hundred, coat them in powdered sugar, and you have Rocky Mountain Pebble Crunch! The new breakfast cereal from Hasbro!
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You are a beautiful genius!
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In my headcanon they can also be breaded and cooked up like scallops. Prepared this way they are called Fluffy Oysters or Fluffnuts. It’s best to harvest them from live and very unwilling males for the laughs. Of course the males should be slaughtered afterward for meat and fur.
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Aw, poor baby.
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What’s neutering? It’s a very good thing that prevents suffering, that’s what.
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Abusers:
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He is known as… Ball Buster
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Its easier to explain with a demonstration you wanna be a brave fluffy and help daddy with this
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I am quite tempted to draw the demonstration of this neutering business.
The patient needs to stay away though, he wont learn otherwise
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Do it!