You are Herta, you are part of a Herd lving in a town. You once were a domestic fluffy, you’ve had everything you’ve could’ve dreamed off. A saferoom with a TV, skettis one day per week and all the nutrittional things that were healthy for a fluffy.
The reason you ran away is that one night you were having trouble sleeping and you decided to go for a walk in the houser and you’ve heard your owd mummah and daddeh talking about making you nummies after having fed you.
You immediatly ran away from the house asfast as you could. You were never trained to live as a feral and you would have been foweba sweepies a long time ago if it wasn’t for meeting the herd.
You were surprised to see that the smarty of this herd was a poopie munstah, you were told that all babies were good but everytime he gave you orders you always had the impression that something were wrong. You tought that you could get babies this time but smarty said no, he said that you needed to find a cold nest in order to prepare for cold time.
This gave you the biggest saddies but the faster you found it, the better. One day while searching for food you came acrossa dream come true. A big pile of…sketti on the GROUND!IN FRONT OF A HOUSIE!! You and the Herd couldn’t believe it you rushed to it but you soon came face to face with a hoomin. He had a beard was muscular and had hair all over his arms, at his foot was a fluffy that looked well different he had a different atmosphere than a normal one, you could tell that.
You were ready to run but he stopped you and said.
-“Hey where are you going? I’m not a monster all those skettis are for yo, you know?” He said. You and the herd were a little bit skeptical, you’ve heard about how some hooman could become pretty angry when fluffies asked them for sketties, some even got to be foweba sweepies.
-“Weawwy? Nu twick?” Smarty ask signaling to you to flee if something were to go wrong, you didn’t doubted him he always made the best choices. The man just smiled and said.
-“Yes” you all breathed a sight of relief, “Now eat” he beckons you all. You taste the sketti it taste so gooood, after you eat all the skettis there is a fat meatball everyone take a bite and before long the meat ball is no more.
-" So you’re a herd right? My name is william, i am currently looking for a friend for Max here". He show you his fluffy, it was a pegasus with green mane and red fur.
-“Hewwo Ma name is Mawx Hapwwy to meet ou!” He said smiling, you were sure of it this was not a normal fluffy.
Your smarty seemingly looked concerned, worried, ytou didn’t know what was wrong, this man gave skettis and a home.
-“Fank yu but hewd refuwse to”. WHAT DID HE SAID ? You weren’t sure if your earie place worked anymore. He said no to a new daddeh and a new housie.
The herd was about to leave the man looked dejected, even sad. Smarty said no because he felt bad but you were not a dummeh like him that couldn’t see a good opportunity.
-“Hewta stay wif nyu Daddeh and nyu fwend” you said puffing your cheeks, you herd especially the smarty looks surprised. “Smawty siwwy for nu wantin nyu Daddeh su weave hewd and stay wif nyu Daddeh”
-“Wisten…it nu safe hewe” Smarty try to say not looking at William or Max but you cut him off “STAY WIF NYU DADDEH AND FWEND!!!”
He looks dejected and leave with the herd. Your new daddeh william takes you in his car next to Max.
-“Hey” You whisped to Max (Obviously wiliam hear that given how silen fluffies are" “Mawx wan be Hewta speciaw fwend?” You say daddeh was so nice surely having babies was not a problem
-“Nu fank yu. Dun wan be mean but I dun wan giv birth to mowe retawdsin dis wowld. Bai the Way am a thinkah” He says nonchalantly.
-“What am a thinkah” you tough he was probably a smarty after all the name looked smart.
-“Bai the way Qwick adwice if Daddeh Wiwwiam ask yu wat you wan be you meaw, Say Kibble and Sketti onwy one day pew week.” He says seriously you didn’t understand why he would say that.
-“Now that you’re home here’s a few rule, first you decide what’s on the menu FOREVER, second you can choose how we refill the stock whether you want a big or a small reserve of the food, third if you don’t want it you have to shave all of your fur. got it?”
You nod and nod, you didn’t think that you’d need to take attention to them, Max look at you as if he was silently telling you to listen attently. But you didn’t care, you finally had a Daddeh and a good one who will always give you skettis.
“So” he finally say. “what do you wish as your menu?”
-“Skettis,Skettis ebwyday!!!” You don’t even hesitate to say it this was a dream coming true. Skettis forever
-"Skettis everyday?"You nod,"Skettis for life? " You nod, “You don’t want kibble at all ?” You nod.
Max hit his own face with his hoofisie and looked at you as if you were a dummeh, silly friend, you’ll share skettis with him later and maybe he’ll accep being your special friend.
-“Si with that taken” Your new Daddeh says he bring you a big bowl of skettis"Lets eat" He says joyously
They were even better than ther one you herd had earlier with the sauce being delicious and all. You try to give the rest of it to max (litteraly almost only two sketts and some suace left) but he said
-“Nu am gud” while munching on kibble with vegetables in it, you started to think that maybe your new friend was a bit of a dummeh, why wanting kibble when you could have skettis forever?
The days goes by you play and everytime , breakfast, lunch dinner only skettis
Vegetarian skettis
Spicy skettis
Fish skettis
cheese skettis
ETC
You’ve tasted all kind of skettis but at some point the skettis started not being good anymore, skettis slowly started tasting badder and badder and you didn’t know why. At some point it started to taste like poopies.
-"HUHUHUHHUH! Nu taste pwetty!!!"you were so disgusted with skettis you tried to ask Max to share with you but he refuses, you even tried to steal but that only got you sorry hoofsies.
-“Daddeh pwease!!! NU MOWE SKETTIS!!! NU MOWE!!!” you were at your wits end you di’t care anymore about being a bad fluffy please no more skettis.
-“Cut pwetty fwuff insted” You beg haveing no fluff is better than endless skettis you tought, anything but skettis
"So be it " Daddeh says he strap you downon a table and start using a electric razor to cut your fluff, sometimes he made a mistake and cut into your flesh making you bleed a little but it was okay at least you won’t have skettis.
-“Now time ofr dinner” Your Daddeh says joyously, you were crying tears of joy finally normal food, you were already looking forward to the taste of kibble in your mouth.
Butinstead what was in front of you was … a plate of skettis
-“Wai Daddeh?” youy exclaimed in pure disbelief, he said no skettis and Daddeh was no liar.
-"Well i have to get rid of it no? You are the one ho asked me to get skettis for a llllooooooonnnnnng time no? HOW am i going to get rid of all of it if you don’t want to eat it? "He says looking at you angrily.
You felt bad, you knew that Daddeh spent so much on getting you skettis, noit eating it all would be a shame to not eat it all and let it become rotten nummies but…
-“Nu,pweasenu wan…” you’ve had enough skettis for a lifetime, you looked at Max for help but he turned his head away and went to his saferoom for sleepies after having eating his kibble.
You regret not listening to his advice, you regret having left your herd, you regret having not heeded smarty advice. Because as Daddeh approaches you a smile on his face you realize that Daddeh could be a munstah.
-“Bad upsies pwease wet gu!” you says as Daddeh lift you with one hand by your neck he take your plate of skettis and multiple pans full of skettis and take a wooden spoon
-" Don’t worry i’l help you " he says putting a handful of skettis in your mouth bite after bite, you tried to puke it out but he doesn’t let you he just put more and more faster than you can spit you can only chew and occasionnaly puke and eat your puke as he put it in your mouth.
After an hour of force feeding you were full you stomach almost bursting, seeing that Daddeh put another handful into your poopie place. You’ve never had that much pain you try to squirm but nothing does it, he switch putting it into your poopie place and special place; you’ll never be a mother.
Whe it’s full too Daddeh takes a large knife and start cutting you belly, it hurts, it hurts, you can’t even mouth your pain anymore you an only cry. He then put into your opened belly all the rest of the skettis, it burns and hurt so much you fain to then regain counsciousness 2 minutes after.
You’re in front of the housie Daddeh put you on the ground, you tought you were free but he then pours an entire pan of skettis on your body. Your skin cooks, frizzle gets covered in skettissauce when all is done you’re blind.
WAN DIE WAN DIE WAN DIE
You then hear something, “Hewwo nyu fwend” It was a fluffy, a herd!!! Help ! help! you try to says but you can’t talk anymore, you’re too tired. You then feel something a fluffy … biting you and then you feel a lot of bites.
They’re numming you?! You suddenly realize what were the skettis mountain that Daddeh brought you was
no, no,no. You didn’t want to die like this
-“HEEWP! MUMMAH !SMAWTY !PWEASE ANYBUDY HEWP!!” you try to scream making no sound. Soon you’re gone but don’t worry
You’re on your way to … SKETTILAND
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OH POOPIES!!!
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(sorry it’s a bit long)