No I thought that to.
You can also make your own pasta if you have the time, patience and/or tools.
Added bonus is showing the fluffy how the machine works and how it just “makes skettie”. They’ll never know the difference if you wish to teach them a lesson in humility when you potentially slip other more…shall we say “foreign” or “hazardous” materials into the mixture. Though the Italian in me is screeching like a pack of angry gibbons at the thought of defiling good food, get creative: Laxatives is a good one, if you have a mare whose constantly going on about babies then grind up a healthy mixture of basil and parsley into the mix or anything high on the spice chart to prove a point if you don’t want the fluffy ruined. However there’s always ground glass, poisons or chemicals if you want the problem removed permanently. A heavily seasoned sauce and some shredded pico Romano cheese can really cover up almost anything “strange” about the flavoring.
You got your skettis. Be happy
Oh no that would be terrible.
Anyway have you seen the weather?
Damn i fucking love it