A new development from Fluffycide INC, Skettycide, a poisoned spaghetti which will attract fluffies but will not be considered food by any real lifeform. and like all fluffycide product safe for consumption by anything except fluffies.
Just take off the lid, give the skettycide a stir to aerate, and place down in an area with high fluffy traffic, for example a back alley or crawl space. Will result in death of foals within 30 minutes and adults within 2 hours.
Like with all fluffycide products don’t worry about any noises emitted by fluffies post consumption, its just air escaping their lungs, they don’t have the capability to feel pain.
I can see advertisements stating outright that fluffies don’t feel pain. Meanwhile, if they didn’t, the entire abuser population would turn back into HOA officers, middle school administrators, and grocery store karens.
Wonder if they can add something to the sketti so that it fills up the fluffies quicker (or chemically tricks their brains into not feeling hungry) so each batch goes farther. Always annoying when you put out bait and then one greedy smarty eats everything when you’re trying to take down a bunch.
“Howd on, bwuddas bov awweady num sketti an hab wowstesh tummeh-huwties, an sissy num sketti an nyo she am foweba sweepies. Sumfing nu wight hewe.”
“Su… nu num sketti?”
"Fuk dat, sketti am bestesh nummies, dat nu can be wha da pwobwem is. Wet’s num sketti an finkies bout it togetha.
I’m curious will “poopie” (brown and unpopular colors) babbehs be spared this form of pest control? Because how will the “pretty” babbehs feel knowing their sketties are being eaten by “bad babbehs”?
Undoubtedly they would not be allowed to take part in the feast by their uncaring families, but fear not even if none are left most poopies will not leave the cooling bodies of their now dead families and will likely attempt to consume any final excreta and the poison will then take effect on the poopie.
Some dead Mummah proceeds to projectile shit on her gasping goals as the poopie ones watches in horror. Then after all are dead he proceeds to eat their green liquidy feces in ten dies as well.
