Probably some bullshit that professor Henry Gascoigne would come up with in my Armitage Labs series. That guy is always cooking up new types of fluffies.
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I don’t even want to imagine the kind of sick demented biologist freak that took the time to science a barnacle fluffy into existence.
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God, I hope so.
"The Barnacle has the largest penis-to-body ratio of any animal, with some barnacles having a penis that extends up to 8 times the length of their body.
This penile extension trait is also found within Fluff-acles, the Fluffy variant of the barnacle, unfortunately for the Fluff-acle, they are such a pathetic and worthless sub-species that their own female do not wish to even mate with their male counterparts. Some female Fluff-acle’s have been recorded by our camera crew, describing the enlarged penile as ‘weirdly long’ and ‘like getting fucked by a blunt pencil’."
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when asked as to why he would create such a pathetic subspecies of fluffy (even more so than any other variety), professor Henry Gascoigne of the Armitage Labs institute simply replied: “absinthe”.
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fucking wut
Nature’s fucked up mate
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The penis-to-body ratio thing is unfortunately true. Mother nature is a bitch, but she has a great rack and a wonderful sense of humor.
Fruit flies release sperm cells that are 20x the length of the fly’s own body.
You can’t explain that.
Someone’s been using genetics irresponsibly.
Then again stupidity got us into this mess so might as well keep going.
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that’s genuinely hilarious lmao
Finally, a truly worthwhile subspecies.
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