Skipper the Barnicle-fluffy (Poopiest_of_bebbehs)

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Well sorry, complety worthless fluffies like you don’t deserve friends! I Bet the ships crew just “loves” hearing this shitbag cry all the time.

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Could you imagine a ship absolutely covered in them? Singing and babbling away for days on end… Suicides on the open ocean would go up by 300%, I’m sure.

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That’d be fuckin torture! If there was a lot, just burn it down. Their screams of agony would be singing to my ears!

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are they afraid of water? that is the question

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They most certainly are.

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You could punish unruly sailors by making them go deal with the barnacles.

“You picked a fight, you’re on barnacle fluffy duty. Scrape ‘em off.”

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more barnacle-fluffs show up, fucker somehow doesn’t even notice them

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there are now fifty of them clustered together and they all ask “nyew daddeh?” in perfect unison.

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And they’re all equally depressed because they can’t see each other, only being able to face directly out into the ocean.

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At this point, we might as well create cancer-based fluffies. See that growth on your leg? Surprise—it’s actually a bestest babbeh!

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That is an unsettling mental image. I’d rather tumors didn’t speak.

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Don’t tempt me to draw that… I might.

But now you’ve got me thinking. Imagine touching down on an alien planet but everything and I mean literally everything is fluffies. Just one massive ecosystem of fluffy trees, fungus, insects and animals.

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Is this like the body snatchers but it’s fluffies?

Its the only cancer thats incapable of killing anything its more annoying than anything but typical of fluffies its far too weak to actually kill. Maybe cause discomfort but thats standard fluffy shit anyway

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Fluffies as a benign cancer.

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There’s an appropriate video for this situation.

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ahhh yes, praise be to Space Kin- I uhh mean… Hail the god-emporer!

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I wonder how fluffiy even become barnicle in first place, did proto-fluff escaped and evolved into barnicle? Or Hasbio Wizards created them to help dying population of crabs and fishes?

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