Skydiving in style (carniviousduck)

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Wembere tu keep weegies swaight when fwy to wand

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gonna accidentally chomp that tongue off well before landing lol

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Look, he’s jet-powered!

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Airborne fertilizer.

Going through a cloud is painful as hell since clouds are made of a lot of drops water making it feel like your getting poked by needles

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Flap your wings, you stupid diarrhea hamster!

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I’ve never heard planes scream. Expect that one time, but everyone else was screaming, too.

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dark

What am I expecting here?

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Have you ever heard an engine after a whole flock of seagulls gets sucked into it? Those poor musicians.

(I just woke up. This ain’t my best material.)

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I hope to god Murphies law kicks in and has it hit a bouncy surface to send it flying again XD

Either way this is good and brought a smile to my face.

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Only appropriate soundtrack https://youtu.be/6oAXda0dB48?si=SBpvIZilSW8CVSqz

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Hope he lands in a deep fryer!