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This feels like one of those twisted evil genie wishes where I got what I wanted but at what cost
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I’d say your dignity but that would imply you had some…
Rug burn?
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Oh ace you lost what remaining grace you had long ago
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Owner’s fault for leaving known fluffy real dolls around.
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Whelp time to get the nail clippers
“nuuuu daddeh! Dat speshu nu nus, nu nailsies!”
And then the dick n balls just go flying across the room like toenail clippings.
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Pumice? Steel wool? Wire brush!
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Yes little fluffy, that thing has a mind of it’s own. And it cares NOT FOR YOU.
Ace did nothing wrong.
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All the above
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Don’t forget to rinse him off afterwards.
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That acid does not exist why doesnt it melt the glass!? Same as glue it doesnt exist because if it did it would stick to its own bottle! >:[
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You know that not all acid is Hollywood “green bubbly goop that melts everything except bones” acid, right? DNA is an acid. We are literally made of acid.
Also, acids like hydrofluoric acid and hydrochloric acid don’t react with glass or plastic, if I’m not mistaken.
And glue doesn’t stick to the inside of the bottle because it needs air to set.
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I know i was doing a haha funny. Poking fun at the people who actually say that with sincerity
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Goddamnit.
God. Damn. It.
THIS is my 100th post?!
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