Smack A Smarty Compooster! by Fluff Yu

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JUNE 22 20XX
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Original Post By FoalGrilla

Hey so there’s some yokel going to our city council meeting going on about using fluffies for composting so I figured I’d give it a try - TFD Style.

I grabbed some shitrats off the street, then i corked and pillowed them.

Then I stuck 'em in a smack-a-smarty board, installed it over a compost box and put any extra pillows left over in the bottom where they belong!

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I even got a video feed set up in the bottom so i can livestream the poopslaves in their natural habitat. Lil fuckers “make poopies” whenever you hit them hard enough so i don’t need to waste any food on the fuckers.

Here’s the new poopslaves in their natural habitat!

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Whenever one of the shitrats up top starves, loops, or dies I can chuck his carcass in there and stick one of the poopslaves in the holes! I had to move the setup into the old root cellar because i’ve seen at least a few of these on “MISSING - FLUFFY” posters around town lol.

–HE. IS. THE. FOAL-GRILLLLA!

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Lil fuckers “make poopies” whenever you hit them hard enough so i don’t need to waste any food on the fuckers.

Thats fucking hilarious

Much more efficent way of getting compost AND taking care of problematic ferals, compared to what the aforementioned yokel was doing.

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The cruelty is often the point and profit is a secondary justification at best. In an era of “universal human aristocracy” brought on by the extinction of human underclasses in the mid to late 21st century the worst thing “FoalGrilla” could be charged with is destruction of property.

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