An earthie toughie warns this, smarmy smartie. That its not wise to mess with the meowy munstah. The smarty ends up “eating crow”. 
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Good kitty.
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Now the kitty gets tuna and cuddles
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I was contemplating having a lil old lady come out at the end and calling the cat back to her house. “Mittens! Stop horsing around with the fluffys”
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Very good cat. Doesn’t tolerate bad puns. Lol
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I’m surprised that the smarty survived. Cats tend to fight by grabbing onto their target with their teeth and front paws, while their back legs kick upwards and claw downwards, in an attempt to shred or disembowel what they’ve grabbed onto.
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Yeah thats true. By their very nature cats are apex predators. They go after legs, necks, and stomachs. When biting down, then proceed to bunny kick the shit out of the target when pinned. I guess the short and long of it is. I was in the mood for some slapstick cartoon violence on this one. Just to shake up a little since my typical abuse comics end in torture, gore and death.
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