Smarty Poops In New Shoes - BloodyBoots


Nu shooz

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Just off-screen is it’s brown brother baking a pie and nursing a pile of orphans back to health

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The last part of the fluffy it doesnt have its horn.

I like to think its currently lodged up in them guts for being a little fabbo :gotsketties:

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I just saw the mace in bros ass

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I have weird feet, and have to wear expensive shoes. There’s only one brand I can really rely on. They’re the furthest thing from cheap.

In that light, fucking smarty didn’t suffer enough.

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Fixed

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hopefully pulled out of him and superglued back on :glee:

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You think Smarty’s ever work out where their ingenuous plan failed or are they too stuck up their own arses to comprehend that they’re the architect of their own destruction.

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Definitely the latter

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100% the latter. Like spoiled rich kids, they think any plan they come up with is flawless.

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8k2xix

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I think turning the smarty into a new shoe wouId have been interesting but im struggIing figuring out the spaghetti angIe unIess he ate spaghetti with the shoe across from him on the tabIe…

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i dunno what he expected to be honest

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Bloody boots became Shitty Shoes for this one

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Choke on all that you greedy fuck nugget.

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Oh man! Now I’m gonna have to buy new shoes! That’s coming out of my Small Medieval Weapons Specifically For Fluffy Abuse Collection fund!

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Dude put a whole medieval weapons collection in him. Even a morning star in his asshole lmao

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