My first attempt at a story, I planned to have this smarty meet two other animals prior to his demise, but if you guys like, I can have this cassowary finish him off. Idk how to do polls yet so lmk in the comments what you guys prefer
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POLL OF TRUTH
- Let him live (for now)
- Have the cassowary kill him
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For you, my good man
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My hero
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Considering that the cassowary is one of very few birds alive that can hold the honourable title of ‘has killed humans’, I’d say that smarty is several flavours of fucked.
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Congratulations on your first one, surely that weird goose will claw through that Smarty like a piece of butter!
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Thanks, and I’m loving your Muppets fluffies crossover art
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Would a fluffy outbreak even affect Australia? Even insects are murderous psychopaths down there.
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I’ve been to a zoo that had cassowaries on display and we ending up staring at each other as it was quiet; I got the distinct impression that it was sizing me up as a potential snack.
@Wtfman abusegr has been writing stories about fluffies in Australia and how they (don’t) cope. My favourite story is the one about the butcher bird; you may know it better as a shrike.
EpicSubterfuge has a comic featuring a shrike, demonstrating what vicious little bastards the birds are.
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Don’t mess with a cassowary smarty that wasn’t a very smart move.
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It lasted longer in Australia than I expected.
Ordinarily I’d argue to let him get menaced more but nah…that’s a Cassowary. You do whatever the cassowary wants you to do if you don’t want your intestines to be out-testines. So if the cassowary wants to kill the fluffy we can’t argue with it.
Cassowaries are on another level
You should of choosen a different animal for a spare opition cause Caso take no prisoners.
That seems to be the consensus here. Alright folks, you won!! Get ready for some cassowary action next week
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