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I have the urge to rip its eye stocks out
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Kill it with fire.
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Can I spin it by the eyestalks like some demented Stretch Armstrong?
Naw, just let the salt do it’s work. Oh so glorious dehydrating work.
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Nah, salt will do.
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Does it have the same sensitivity to salt as regular snails do? If it eats that pretzel is it going to shrivel up into a husk? I hope so!